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batman : verb = to get someone in a first person shooter, like halo or counterstrike, by quickly yet carefully landing on top or next to them FROM UP ABOVE (like batman would) and killing them in one shot/kill , or a maximum of two seconds. It has to be done quickly, becuase batman gets kids like that.
"I just batmaned the $*#! out of that guy with my energy sword, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!!!"
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I am Batman

1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman
1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman
by crazybitcheseatingbitches January 8, 2009
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I'm Batman syndrome

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.
"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"
by conman4618 October 31, 2014
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batman face

verb, To make a person or group of people feel uneasy in a given situation due to your lack of sensitivity or insistence on being a prick.

origin: Joe Freeman used to make his jaw square like Batman when he got nervous. Situations that made Joe "batman faced" include: Talking about his sexual escapades with Lily Fields in front of his current girlfriend, offering him pot, or talking about the "magic trick" he did that time when he pulled a string of beads out of his ass in front of his adolescent siblings.
We made that lady batman faced that time we talked about Chris's sister being a whore like the virgin Mary.
by Mr. C March 27, 2005
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batmanicotti

A blended mixture of fruit, nuts, and bats. It is the only dish batman knows how to prepare.
Bruce invited me over for a dish of his homemade batmanicotti.
by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007
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Batman Forever

Generally regarded as the worst Batman movie ever made. Starring Val Kilmer. That is probably why.
Josh: I heard that Val Kilmer drove everyone so batshit on the set of Batman Forever that they stopped being capable of making a halfway decent movie.
Nick: That sounds accurate.
by Jennasissy February 8, 2009
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Batman

A superhero (without powers) who dresses as a bat to strike fear in his enemies. He generally investegates as a detective. Behind the mask he is multi-millionare Bruce Wayne.
As a child he became determined for vengance ever since witnessing his parents being killed by a crook.

Created by Bob Kane and was originally potrayed with a lighter style, but was later re-created to be much darker by Frank Miller.
by shay42 September 21, 2005
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