basement boy

A failson or slacker who lives in his mother's basement or off the support of his mother. An offshoot of a momma's boy, he fancies himself to be self-reliant and drastically overestimates his competence in life.

Never date a basement boy. He'll mooch off of you and constantly ask you to make him sandwiches.

by ThisMuchIsTrue August 29, 2019

Basement Buddies

Kids that pedos and nonces keep in their basement.

He dug a tunnel under the prep to sneakily steal the little kids and add them to his Basement Buddies collection.

by Supernova026 October 6, 2020

Norwegian Basement Child

Noun: Insult: A person of extraordinarily fair skin; so called as in reference to the generally pale population of the Nordic people and added upon by the effects of long term sunlight deprivation, such as provided in a household basement.

I was playing COD and this lousy cunt no-scoped me from across the map. Fucking Norwegian basement child.

by bladnik26 July 25, 2017

kids in my basement

The kids in my basement.

Person 1 : Yo bro where are my kids
Person 2: Oh yeah they are the kids in my basement

by litterallynothing April 9, 2023

Kangaroo in the Basement

A term commonly used in reference to a man's erection. Basement meaning pants, and the kangaroo speaks for itself...

"Derick totally had a kangaroo in the basement when he was helping you on your golf swing today."

by Melissa Egan July 20, 2008

Basement Rules

a set of rules that only apply when pool is played in the basement.

All things extreme

Nigga put that bitch ass ball back, we playing basement rules, before i bust a cap in your ass nigga.

by nickispickis September 25, 2006

english basement

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.

John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.

by bigredginger October 9, 2008