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barted; v., past-tense

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003
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barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.
"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.
by Pallybear December 28, 2005
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Barteck

Meaning "Emo" , "Pussy" , "suicidal" , "no friended" , or "Dumb Polak".
Barteck is gay
by Mischeifx November 18, 2010
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bartender

1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
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Bartek

A pedophile disguised as a gachafag. He'd weasel his way into a gacha server, and message females and call them creepy names. This fag should be in jail for messaging underage girls
I've been messaging this kid that likes gacha just like I do! Apparently they need my nudes for something? They keep calling me mommy! This Bartek fellow is creeping me out :(
by Death is near 100 September 2, 2020
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Jamie Lynn Bateman

Jailbait, man!

In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.
Don't even think about it. She's Jamie Lynn Bateman.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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bastemation

baste-eh-may-shon - The process of masturbation as pronounced by a Haitian.
"Cha Cha no good, cost too much money. You need bastemation - soap, water, Good, no money.
by razorz April 29, 2006
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