Balloon Of Wisdom

It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.

Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?

Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!

Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.

by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009

Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

Balloonification

Silicone in everything. When an individual, usually famous in Hollywood or pornography, undergoes so many plastic surgery procedures that their features resemble balloons.

Shemale porn star Kimber James was pretty hot before she succumbed to balloonification.

by Tgirls December 30, 2011

Balloon knot spot

Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.

Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.

Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?

Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!

by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013

Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.

The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.

by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013

balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

Balloon Battle

The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.

person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle

person 2 - you’re on!

-8 minutes later-

person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*

by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020