Bartlett

The act of sticking your finger up someone's bum.

Johnson: Did u give her the bartlett?
Anon: You bet i did, smell my finger
Johnson: That's great mate....

by golftrip02 June 23, 2007

Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.

Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.

by bankok June 12, 2006

Amy Foamy Barrett

frothy excitement from fake conservatives when nutbags get nominated to SCOTUS

Carla was watching CNN and saw Orange Twitler Donald Trump nominate Amy Coney Barrett to SCOTUS. "Fuck all this shit with Amy Foamy Barrett. George Carlin was right about pro-lifers being fake as fuck and all they want is to get excited that their Jesus is gonna come back to life"

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2020

barleyite

Barleyites – (derrived from comedy show 'Nathan Barley')

A word commonly used to describe those normally found residing in Shoreditch/Hoxton. Often found gathered outside such venues as 333, wearing extremely skinny jeans, a t shirt bearing an absurd slogan and something completely stupid because some twats told them it’s ‘so fucking in right now’. plus 'limited edition' strange colour combo trainers with extra bits of velcro

I saw a right barleyite at old street today

by Larara January 28, 2007

Barbetubbin

Is the act of Barbecuing whilst simultaneously hottubbing. Often an event where friends gather and drinks are served.

It was such a nice weekend that mike and I decided to spend it barbetubbin.

by the pear April 2, 2009

ballet class

Code for janitorial services when one wishes to downplay the menial nature of the work or somewhat glorify the position in a tongue-and-cheek manner. A play on the French word "balai", which sounds like "ballet", the dance. When translated to English, "balai" means broom.

"Anything going on tonight at the Mess Hall?"

"Yeah, ballet class" wink

by absagne February 14, 2014

barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.

Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.

by Your Eminence June 20, 2016