Advanced Mathematics

How the heck you could see this shit and not say what the fucking shitty shit is this shit

Person 1: "Hey what's 1+2+4+8+...2^n?"
Person 2: "Supposed to be infinite, sounds logical"
Person 1: "Wrong, it's -1, at least according to p.acid number systems of measurement"
Person 2: "What the fuck?!"
Person 1: "It's called Advanced Mathematics"

by man367519 May 6, 2022

avant-garde librarian

The niche fashion trend associated with mid-career and established curators

A: Can you believe I got this jacket at the COS spring sale?
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.

by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023

Popular Advantage

Holding an advantage over an adversary due to exquisite knowledge of information withheld by the opposing force, and tricking other significant forces to believe it.

A country tried to gain popular advantage over another by bombing another country and saying, "well we aren't the ones with the nukes, but the US is."

by Tim Downey Jr. January 10, 2009

mechanical advantage

When a machine reduces the amount of force needed to move an object.

A combined pulley jas a mechanical advantage of 2

by Babshka April 23, 2017

Host Advantage

When a host has zero lag due to him hosting the games whilst others have to deal the constant lag, thus making them an easy target for the host.

No let me host the game because you're always having host advantage.

by Putin-nator May 24, 2018

Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.

I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.

by assassin1680 March 15, 2009

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019