A girl with a big fat juicy ass. Asstans are pretty, wonderful, and extremely intelligent. They are seductive and love girls with big fat juicy asses.
"Asstan has a big fat juicy ass"
by asstansbbg August 25, 2022
Get the asstan mug.1. Someone who uses anal juices to attract mates. Anal juices (or mix of ass and vag) are applied directly to the neck, forehead, under their own nose, back and groin to stimulate sexual encounters with strangers.
2. Someone who loves the smell of their own asshole
2. Someone who loves the smell of their own asshole
1. I think Chad is an Assvabber, he smells like poo and it's turning me on.
2. My supervisor at work is such an Assvabber, he just loves the smell of his own shit
2. My supervisor at work is such an Assvabber, he just loves the smell of his own shit
by arseripper666 December 23, 2022
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1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.
by Arby Juggo January 20, 2023
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Someone so vile that natural selection gave them a second pooper in there vag therefore causing massive queefage
by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024
Get the Assvag mug.Someone who uses their rectum to drip melted wax and fill the contents of, then cleverly placing a wick down the center to make it work correctly, before it dries. Once dry, producing the candle, for a friend. Oftentimes, a pair of forceps would be recommended (for ass expansion assistance purposes). Please do not try this at home and if you do, you have been WARNED: this will burn the shit out of you, literally!
IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!
IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!
My aunt is so unpersonalized and careless it's not that she's cheap she has money but she just doesn't give a shit about any of us, instead she kind of shits on us for Christmas, she's such an assCandler. Like anyone wants this!
by Thynx_Twyyx@phyraxathon February 6, 2024
Get the assCandler mug.it's such a damn freakin cute name and if u got this name ur so incredibly lucky if u have a friend called Assanti, girl ur lucky
Assanti means the universe.
Assanti is a caring loving obedient girl.
Assanti means the universe.
Assanti is a caring loving obedient girl.
Assanti= the world
by idk bruhhh November 24, 2023
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