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Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up
by Senorken May 3, 2022
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Anakechi

A retarded username that translates into "*" on the number pad of a regular keyboard.
Yo, That anakechi dude sucks bawls.
by sgtgiroro December 12, 2009
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wild awake

the act of not being able to sleep due to uncontrollable urge to think about one's sexual fantasies. wild came from the popular video franchise girls gone wild and awake from its original meaning.
i was wild awake last night after seeing my crush.
by printers July 10, 2010
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asakura daisuke

Bow-legged keyboard synthesist in Japan. He is commonly referred to as the lover of Hiroyuki Takami, fellow bandmember from the (hideously early) 90s dance music genre. He is known to be a pimpin manager, whose magical piano fingers have spun off popular bands and artists like Iceman, T.M.Revolution, and Yuki Kimura. When someone refers to asakura daisuke as a verb, they usually refer to his no-nonsense, no-bullshit attitude towards his career. Asakura currently is re-producing his former band, access, with his lover, commonly referred to as superjap for his insanely large penis and tendency to get an erection during concerts and lives.
You pulled a daisuke and ripped that bitch a new hole. Asakura Daisuke would be proud.
by hideki May 31, 2006
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Ashkenazi boo

A super hot, fun person of Jewish lineage. A potential life partner, she's smart, hilarious, sexy, bitchy, and occasionally warm and sweet.
Like a unicorn, the Ashkenazi boo is elusive, but worth seeking and definitely worth keeping.
I'd been searching for my Ashkenazi boo since my bar mitzvah...and the suddenly she appeared.
by Brewton August 18, 2018
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can't be asked

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.
Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked
by laputaktepario September 13, 2022
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shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.
Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
by P-Fat November 28, 2006
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