Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs

John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed

by IowaNice June 25, 2024

《¤》Asarasi《¤》asarosi《¤》Asarosi《¤》

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《¤》Asarasi《¤》asarosi《¤》Asarosi《¤》

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

y sta asaramiento en tu jungla con sadasa, sadUasa, sadasA

y sta asaramiento en tu jungla con sadasa, sadUasa, sadasA

y sta asaramiento en tu jungla con sadasa, sadUasa, sadasA

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025