alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.

The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by andyspam October 5, 2013

Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.

Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*

It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?

Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.

by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023

Hentai Alpha

A Title given to Alex Kozlosky in his senior year of high school. NOT Tanner Golba.

Did you hear? Alex Kozlosky is the new Hentai Alpha.

by shendocity October 5, 2023

Gen Alpha

Kids who were born between 2013-2025.

Kid 1: Have you watched a skibbidi toilet?

Kid 2: Yeet Yeet Yeet Dab Dab Dab

Kid 3: Did you know that we are a gen alpha

Kid 4: Lol if you love like

by Puesodeo October 6, 2023

alpha twink

someone who fit the age and body type of a twink, but is a twink who gives off more top energy, and doesn't play into the tradition twink role.

"damn john is such an alpha twink"

by nonnydeath666 March 4, 2020

alpha effect

When the Alpha Male is out of "Range". The Beta Males try any method possible to become the Alpha Male in his absence.

Example~ Texting and DM-ing his Alpha Female as soon as the Alpha Male is out of Range.

You Have That "Alpha Effect" on People

by Mary Jane1313 August 19, 2020

Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.

Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it

by M3n1s January 11, 2022