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Oral Agreement

If you seen the chappelle show it is something like the sex contract, but without an actuall paper document. It's when a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to have sex on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral sex with other people.
Thow Thow: "did you say something about an oral agreement."
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"
by Insane V April 23, 2004
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Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.
by angrygf February 12, 2010
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post-nuptial agreement

invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.
Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...
by Miggly December 6, 2006
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Brown Aggression

Brown Aggression - Commencing in any of the following for no other reason than simply being brown:

* The act of initiating hostilities or invasion, or
* The practice or habit of launching attacks, or
* Hostile or destructive behavior or actions

This term is derived from Tyson's theory of anger which states, "The darkness or tone of one's "skin" is directly proportional to their intrinsic level of Brown Aggression." {aka BA}
-Note: "Skin" also refers to the "inner skin" or color that a person believes he/she is. {see wigger}
1.) Holy shit!.. have you ever seen anyone with more explosive Brown Aggression than Sanath?

2.) Most species of humans indigenous to Riverside, CA. (aka "the 909" or "951") have unusually high levels of Brown Aggression, specifically the "ghetto" variety of this disorder.
{see ghetto}

3.) {insert your favorite hip-hop artist here} is very talanted yet hostile. It seems that his built up Brown Aggression fuels most of his creativity.
by Tyson_1 September 4, 2008
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Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!
by teh pope July 27, 2004
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agree to disagree

When two people hold strongly to opposite beliefs but choose to remain friendly with each other in spite of their differences. Let's face it... no two people agree about everything, so sometimes you just gotta give a little.
Joe: I think John McCain is a blithering idiot.

Bob: Well I think Obama might be the anti-christ.

Joe: Well, let's just agree to disagree. Wanna do lunch?

Bob: Sure thing, old buddy! How about "The Greasy Spoon Diner"... I love that place!

Joe: Seriously??? I think their food SUCKS!

Bob: Ahem! Here we go again!
by oerthrnbw May 16, 2009
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passive aggressive

a phrase that originally described indirect acts of aggression that either could not be traced to the actor or that could be ascribed to a benign, non-spiteful motivation. Once the phrase entered the popular lexicon, it has come to describe any action or inaction that the speaker dislikes but which the speaker cannot explain why the action is unjust or otherwise wrong.
The following are examples of passive aggressive behavior.
1. My lab mate did not like my not obeying his every wish, so he got back at me by sabotaging my experiments.

2. She was angry at me for declining her date invitation so, at the party, she bumped my glass spilling wine on my shirt and said that it was an accident.

The following is an example of how "passive aggressive" has come to be used in the popular lexicon.

Person 1: "OMG, he like totally refuses to put the toilet seat down after he uses it, and then he gives me dirty looks when I tell him he needs to do that."

Person 2: "Is it any more effort for you to put the toilet seat down than it is for him to put the toilet seat up to avoid peeing all over it?"

Person 1: "He's just so passive aggressive."
by gentimental April 14, 2011
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