TS;AG

Too slow; Already Googled

"Hey check this out <link>"
"TL;DR"
"wut?"
"TL;DR"
"TS;AG"
"what?"

by lolgator April 14, 2010

Tittie Age

The age of a woman you decide based on the size of her breasts.

She may be only 13 but her Tittie Age is 14 or 15

by Student of Bedford Academy July 28, 2009

dog's age

A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.

(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

age of consent

A law you're too young to understand.

age of consent

by NuclearDuckie March 29, 2011

new age

1. What many hippies of the 60s and 70s turned into in the 80s and 90s with the best intentions, except without drugs or any attempt to change the world. They almost all live in the Southwest, are obsessed with Egypt, India, or someplace else that's exotic, they mix the worst parts of all Eastern and Pagan Religions and say "I'm spiritual, not religious." Almost all are sold out baby boomer women that are not quite fat, have orange hair, and have overbites. They would probably say to this definition, in their draining whisper, "I'm picking up on a lot of hostility here. Can I do Reiki on you?"
2. The music they play while meditating on why Native Americans and Asians don't all love them even though they have the respect to drain their traditions.

I had a vision from the Spirit I was at the Pyramids and suddenly Isis blanketed me inside a blanket of warm healing energy. You know what that means, I was Nefertiti in a past life. Oh, and these Tibetan monks were giving me prayer flags. And there was some Enya song in the background."

by whatever works June 12, 2005

wanking age

The age at which a boy constantly feels the urge to masterbate.

The "wanking age" is usually about 14/15 and is commonly experienced by boys who just need to get out more. Although I wouldn't advise it as I believe masterbation is illegal in public places.

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

ice age

The period we are in now. (00's) Most rappers wear jewelries today, called ''ice''. In the 90's gold was the most popular thing to wear, now its more white gold, silver and diamonds. People such as Mike Jones, Baby and Paul Wall, has ''grills'' in their mouths. Gold, diamonds, silver, and such is covered over the teeths.

- Itz them boyz wearin dat ice like its da mo'afokkin ice age.
- Yezeard.

by Gold Is Good December 28, 2005