The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.

"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.

by Jack Flap December 10, 2018

The Shardy affect/effect

yes effect or affect because the shardy affect/effect is when a man or woman finds people who are potentially attracted to them or even the slightest bit attracted to them(cute) and manipulates them unconsciously making you think the world is yours when really it’s all a similar situation to a genjutsu and you hold no power except defeat

from the perspective of the “shardy” the shardy affect/effect is when a person who is the slightest bit attracted to you even just thinking you look cute can easily be manipulated, making them think u are giving them the world and you are all they need in life gaslighting and ego boosting them with toxic love for example hype them up for 2 days in a row telling them how attractive they are and the 3rd day act like they are just “ighh” then proceed to follow up the next day by telling them u apologize if u came off rude your just “going through a lot” and proceed to hype them up eventually you will do this unconsciously and their love will grow uncontrollably for you to the point where they will do anything for you.

by mikel sanchez August 12, 2025

Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023

Affected

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.

Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?

by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022

the wilfredo affect

When the backbone of a company leaves which causes chaos before people leave too.

Gloria leaving is causing the Wilfredo Affect.

by Lana J. September 6, 2023

zoie-affect

The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.

Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime

Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect

by Poe94 February 18, 2017