affinititis

Affinititis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to Tourette's syndrome and/or OCD. Occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of glass.

"This 10 hour shift gave me affinititis"
"NASCAR!!! WWWWEEEEERRRRRRRR... TURN LEFT!!!"

by scotch_taped October 2, 2006

affirm

Derivative of "Affirmative"

: to say that something is true in a confident way

A- Is it raining outside?
B- Affirm.

by @SD0803 May 29, 2016

Affix

-noun

1.A Homosexual that craves the weenar.
2.A player who is extremely bad at wow.
3.A mage who thinks hes the best and is actually terrible and will never amount to good mages like ecilam and frst can't, believe this awful mage is the GM of QC it should be frst.
4. Worst mage on tich gets carried by his teams thinks hes good and loves little boys.

1.(Me)Me and pudge were arenaing with a mage today and he was pretty gay and bad.
(Pudge)lol that sucks man im surprised it wasnt affix.
(Me) Me too he was pretty affix like every attribute about that noob lol @ transfers.
(Me) as we were playing with that baddy we played agaisnt isolees team and we lost but god hes so bad also.
(Pudge) yeah hes terrible.
2. Man that guy is really affix.

by best rogue on tich December 25, 2007

affection erection

An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.

I have an affection erection for cheap tacos, pizza, or burgers after a long night of drinking.

by hsbones November 3, 2011

affective shift hypothesis

Haselton, M. G. & Buss, D. M. (2001). Emotional reactions following first-time sexual intercourse: The affective shift hypothesis. Personal Relationships, 8, 357-369.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.

177 Ss in Study 1 documented sex differences predicted by the affective shift hypothesis. 203 Ss in Study 2, using a somewhat different methodology involving reports of presex and postsex feelings, found that men with high numbers of sex partners, but not men with low numbers of partners, experienced a decrease in their partner's physical and sexual attractiveness following first-time sexual intercourse. In contrast, women, more than men, experienced increases in feelings of love and commitment following first-time sex.

by Jake January 16, 2004

Pantyhose affect

The pantyhose affect is when a schoolgirl wheres pantyhose and instantly becomes more sexier.

Bob: “when ella wheres trousers she looks shit but shes sexy with pantyhose”

Tyler: “its called the pantyhose affect”

by Maleschoolboys October 17, 2018

Affucktion

Affuction is an inclination felt towards a member of the opposite sex that is based primarily on the want or need to fuck

Girl: No way, my relationship with Harrison isn't based on affection.

Guy: It's based on affucktion

by Cricket Thatcher and Cornelius October 30, 2008