affinititis

Affinititis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to Tourette's syndrome and/or OCD. Occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of glass.
"This 10 hour shift gave me affinititis"
"NASCAR!!! WWWWEEEEERRRRRRRR... TURN LEFT!!!"
by scotch_taped October 02, 2006
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affinitas

Affinitas, centrally based in Omaha Nebraska, is a call center that services many popular cable companies. Working for a such place can cause Affinititis.
"I work at Affinitas"
by scotch_taped October 02, 2006
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