Definitions by scotch_taped

affinitas 

Affinitas, centrally based in Omaha Nebraska, is a call center that services many popular cable companies. Working for a such place can cause Affinititis.

"I work at Affinitas"

affinitas by scotch_taped October 2, 2006

affinititis 

Affinititis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to Tourette's syndrome and/or OCD. Occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of glass.

"This 10 hour shift gave me affinititis"
"NASCAR!!! WWWWEEEEERRRRRRRR... TURN LEFT!!!"

affinititis by scotch_taped October 2, 2006