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Accidental Rape

The act of falling onto a female with your pants down, this is most commonly used by the Kaneosauras. Victims are often found unconscious with their hair gelled up.
Accidental Rape

Man 1: Is that dinosaur raping the girl?
Kaneosauras: You're next mate.
by fawyjivfa February 12, 2012
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Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Mason: It's my birthday today!
Jordan: What date is it?
Mason: 19th September
Jordan: Sucked in Christmas Accident!
by PangMaster March 11, 2009
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Accidently

You wouldn't accidently a coca-cola bottle.
You wouldn't insert a coca-cola bottle up your ass.
by Anonymous13371 March 4, 2009
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Gastric Motor Accident

When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.
I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.
by MrJester February 4, 2006
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Accidental Floss

When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.
Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.
by Squeentips November 12, 2010
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accidental kiss

When people kiss by accident. Seen in many movies, but can also happen when things are happening in fast motion (i.e. falling, running).
John and Mary were each running towards each other with their tongues sticking out, and they had an accidental kiss when they crashed as saliva splashed everywhere.
by Babies porn October 18, 2013
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accidental vegan

When your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it's been months since you've consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you've basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.
Friend 1: "When was the last time you ate something non-vegan?"
Friend 2: "Um... OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME AN ACCIDENTAL VEGAN!"
by caffeinatedvegan November 15, 2014
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