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Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut
"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"
by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024
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Hannah Butcher

A girl that stinks beyond belief. She is super adorable, cute and friendly but damn! This girl needs to shower.
"I need some deodorant, I'm starting to smell like Hannah Butcher"
by EmEn July 19, 2016
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Butcher

This dude in my squad is butcher
by Deadlyfrags September 29, 2019
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The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
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Butcher

An insult towards Someone who can't seem to stop causing beef, wherever they go, drama seems to follow them. It's usually for attention but it never really turns out in their favor.
Girl 1: Why does everyone always have beef with Kady? She always seems to have something going on!
Girl 2: She's a little butcher, can't keep her nose out of everyone's business

Boy 1: Danielle's mugged me off again, I can't take another fucking minute with her
Boy 2: Why are you even still seeing her? She's a butcher mate, better off without her if you ask me

Girl 1: You're definitely linking Daniel, tell me about him.
Girl 2: I don't know, he's fit, but seems like a bit of a butcher so i'm just gonna back off a bit.
Girl 1: Fair enough.
by FiggyWiggy July 5, 2018
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to be a butcher

1. To have a temper of half-blooded soft English-Russianman, who loves politics, law, history and society sciences. He can be agressive in a few kinds of moments, for ex. when he got a bad mark during PE lesson.
2. To do a brexit, when the action isn't connected with politics, law, history or society sciences
A: Hey, why have you done a brexit during yesterday's party?
B: Sorry, homie, I didn't find politics there?
A: To be a butcher is not a solution in this case!
by zyuryaev April 10, 2019
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Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade
Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.
by Vandoor October 26, 2018
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