Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

Butcher Carry

The act of lifting another person by grabbing their shirt collar and simultaneously inserting 1-2 fingers into their asshole in hook like fashion, and lifting.

The student was getting a drink of water from the water fountain before the bully started doing a Butcher Carry.

by LilShotdog December 16, 2017

Butcher

A family that has been past down for years they all are good hard working people and like to play sports, they are some who are funny sometimes and some who are just serious but it is nice to be around a butcher just. Dont piss them off or all will come for you

Did you hear someone pissed a a Butcher

by Isobu November 23, 2021

Hannah Butcher

A girl that stinks beyond belief. She is super adorable, cute and friendly but damn! This girl needs to shower.

"I need some deodorant, I'm starting to smell like Hannah Butcher"

by EmEn July 19, 2016

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018