Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.

Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.

by HenBarper July 5, 2021

Bernie

Bernie is one of the realest people you'll meet.He's handsome and sexy and all the ladiesbitches all fall in love with his looks and personality.He's very smart,funny,sometimes lazy but overall a great person.You should really have a Bernie in your life

Bernie is so hot and sexy

by SingleMom145 June 12, 2017

Bernie

An absolute retard who is sitting next to me

Reeetaded! Bernie stop sucking!!

by SquidbirdEatsAll December 6, 2019

Bernie Sanders

A corporate and NRA owned fraud who gave us Trump once and almost did a second time. A career politician whose real views are almost as far right as Mitch McConnell. Without him, Hillary Clinton probably would've gotten two terms.

Bernie Sanders's sham revolution failed before it even started both times.

by Hillary Clinton Fan June 13, 2023

Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)

Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Bernie

Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.

WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN Bernie no one likes youuuuuu literally stop breathing

by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021