zekeing

The act of ejaculating too early. Possibly within 5 seconds.

Serge: I felt bad for zekeing on Nimet last night.

by Gavin Lewis February 11, 2008

zeeked

happy/exited

"Im so zeeked that im moving out Kelly!"

by o0o0*snuglove*0o0o July 7, 2003

Zeke

Tennis Player...Player...Pimp...ew.

Dont be a Zeke, just be a plain 'ol pimp.

by Nudie April 28, 2004

Zeke

Curly black hair with green eyes loves dh sports and has tje biggest cock you will ever see

Have you seen Zeke he looks nice today

by Spoon bandut November 25, 2018

Peter Zerkel

Of, or pertaining to, a person of quite, calm, meditative, reflecive, or comatose composure; acting as such during all times of the day and night, except when playing music, or after having eaten a truck-load of sugar.

"Rick is being such a Peter Zerkel today! Normally he's louder than the entire band playing Fireworks. Dude. Whoa."

by Elmo August 10, 2004

Zeke

A stupid, wimpy, perverted, ugly, human being.

Wow! He's such a Zeke! Ewwwwww!

by bvz,jvhbjvzkjv October 5, 2018

zéke

The biggest dick head ever, he'll always do bad things to his friends, you can never trust a zéke.

Zéke the dick head

by Name troll 911 January 28, 2019