by Yael pogi November 8, 2021
Get the Althea Zandra mug.A demonic guy of redneck descent. Often misunderstood and misread, he is classified as a “creeper” by many. The members of society find him difficult to understand, for he is a metal head + Satan worshipper. His natural body scent is masked by the stench of death and sweat. His appearance causes people to act upon prejudice and assume he is a crazy freak because of his long + messy hair, dark clothing, and wolf-like fangs. People end up shrieking in terror before actually getting to know this guy. He isn’t very popular, nor does he have many friends. Nobody understands the real him. Deep inside, he is actually very considerate, caring, and kind. Sure, he has some canine features… But it’s kind of cute. Like a mix of a clueless, newborn puppy and a hungry hyena.
...So fuck prejudice.
...So fuck prejudice.
Person 1: That guy Zander is such a fucking creep.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
by PrincessParanoia666 July 17, 2011
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by Paininthebutt October 6, 2019
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"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"
"Dude, you're such a zander!"
"Dude, you're such a zander!"
by Novemberfall January 19, 2010
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Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."
Jim:"He stank?"
Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."
Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."
Jim:"He stank?"
Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."
by Jerkythekid January 16, 2010
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