The Xander Mosley Effect 

When, in a desperate bid for the slightest shred of attention, one attempts to emulate Ben Shapiro in every way, while appropriately remaining as ignorant as possible. Common signs include sharing PragerU and Turning Point USA videos, as well as complaining about cancel culture or political correctness. The subject may also exhibit extreme disdain to LGBTQ+ people for existing, or coat themselves in Trump merchandise as a defensive mechanism to sidestep the societal requirement to develop a personality. The term applies doubly so when one is gay until the second that Donald J. Trump is sworn into office. Derived from the name of conservative thinker/writer and professional dipshit Xander Mosley.

Wait, so you're saying Jacob was gay until Trump took office and now he said he was straight on Louder with Crowder? Sounds like that guy's got a serious case of the Xander Mosley Effect.

The Xander Mosley Effect by VicePresidentWalterMondale February 14, 2021

Commander Xander 

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.

"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander

Commander Xander by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008

dirty xander 

someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius

man that guys must be a dirty xander

dirty xander by ifuckedyourmomandshelovedit September 13, 2021

No bully xander November 

Fuck you Ben

Hey Ben didn't u hear it's no bully xander november

No bully xander November by BotskiBTW November 4, 2019

The Xander 

Its probably the beastliest dance known to man. Its where one closes there left eye sticks there toung out puts one leg behind there head, and jumps.

Kid: Dude what the hell are you doing?

Xander: Im doing the Xander BEOCH!

The Xander by Xandermander December 4, 2010

The Xander 

The act of rubbing one's stomach and leg at the same time in a public place. Originated in Phoenix, AZ and is slowly spreading over the American Southwest.

Cassie: Is that guy coming on to me?
Josh: No he's just doing The Xander.

The Xander by Tchaikovsky'sComposer December 5, 2011

heidi and xander 

great couple! love eachother and will have 36000 kids. they are caring and have the best of life together! even though they are a little bit apart in age it doent matter

dude did u see heidi and xander they are like the cutest couple

heidi and xander by the truthest........ November 1, 2020