Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.

I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

by SpitFire4Truth October 06, 2020

star spangled wrinkle

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.

He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!

by Omega Tom Hanks July 11, 2008

high tea wrinkle

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.

Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.

by nolandc August 30, 2019

wrinkled drum stick

The penis of a man 60 or older.

She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.

by JMac412 February 12, 2011

sexy brain wrinkle

the opposite to smooth brain syndrome, meaning you're good at making your bed

"You were even born with sexy brain wrinkles" - BTS

by oh na na what's my name February 08, 2018

penis wrinkle

a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson

dont touch my penis wrinkle, it might bite you.

by superduperdooperpooper October 07, 2003

tickle her wrinkle

Another way of saying the act of pleasuring the vagina

Kevin was so angry with himself for not being able to please Vanessa and then Abby told him to just tickle her wrinkle and all would be golden

by von groovy June 01, 2019