Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

woad

woad is the name given to guys who say they can get girls but never do or take girls out and never get sex - they literally are a Waste Of A Dick. They normally hang out at the back of the club either with shades on trying to look like a footballer or they are found on the dancefloor dancing with everygirl - but they only ever get turned down.

Gus was on that girl Friday night - he didnt take her home though - shes such a woad.

Vinh has taken her out about 8 times now and STILL no sex? what a woad.

by italianblack March 18, 2011

woodyard

The gateway between life time bliss and your eventual dimise. In India it is known to bring enlightenment to your confusing world.

Let a little bit of woodyard in your life and you will feel better.

by Chase Woodyard May 1, 2008

Woody

What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.

Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

Cool Woody

When cool air is blown directly into male genitals and hence giving the man an erection.

Awh man this cold weather is giving a cool woody!!

by Jizz you l8a August 25, 2011

harley marie woody

A fierce and fiery young woman with a huge heart. She's a very manipulative spirit with vengeful anger. She has faded blue eyes that turn gray when she's upset. Hard working, loyal, and a tad mysterious. She'll know everything about you before you know her last name.

"She's something else man."
"Aye don't fuck over Harley Marie Woody dude, she'll have your asshole handed to you."

by AryanPrincess December 24, 2016

woody

A brand of longboard named for it's 100% Canadian Maple build with wood grain finished bottom.

Your sector Nine blows! It's not nearly as cool as my Woody.

Your sector nine blows my woody.

by Chris Craig November 21, 2006