Willy Dance

This is when a male stands naked with his legs spread and thrusts in a forward and backwards motion making his spam dagger slap against his bare skin. This is often used as a dance of celebration and joy.

Girl with lip piercing: Do you guys want a 3 some?
Craig: Hell yeahhh *performs willy dance*

by TakeToTheSkies January 22, 2009

patrick willis

college football sensation at ole miss and future nfl superstar; already been nfl defensive rookie of the year

patrick willis leads the nfl in tackles in his rookie season

by John Brasher February 14, 2008

Willy Wonka

The guy who will make your girl cream filled.

Willy Wonka inserted his willy and filled my girl with hot cream!

by bonziwolf April 19, 2018

Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

Bumpin Willies

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.

I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.

by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008

willy pong

It's table tennis only instead of rackets you use your willy

Hey! Jim! Want to play some good old willy pong? I lost the rackets so we'll have to use our dicks!

by Danananan jmjiui January 7, 2016

Willy Wig

When you pull out and cum onto a girl’s hair, giving them a white hair due.

Friend: How was it with the chick from last night?
Me: I gave her a Willy Wig and it was hot.
Friend: Daym I can’t wait to do that.

by jackpr101 December 13, 2022