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angry whoopy cushion

While having sex with your girl, and she's on top Cowboy, you fart. (Bonus points for quality in sound, stink, and length of fart).
My girl was bouncing on my so wild last night, but we had Taco Bell for dinner. I ended giving her the ANGRY WHOOPY CUSHION, and damn near shit the bed.

It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
by Too tall May 26, 2014
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whomp

this word can be used in a number of ways. as a noun, a verb, or an adjective. take any word out of a sentence and this word is guaranteed to replace it.
you're whompin' me on

whomp you!
by samole April 4, 2009
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Whomp

To have a poo and a wank at the same time
Guy 1: Whoa man last night I had the sweetest whomp ever

Guy 2: Man that sounds sweet, im gonna take a whomp as soon as I get home
by Baguette101 December 30, 2008
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Whomp

Girl walking around with her bump-it showing through her hair.
WHOMP!

Guy approaches girl at the bar, and offers to buy her a drink. He looks closer and sees that she has a snaggle tooth.

WHOMP!

You thought the movie started at 3, but it started at 2.

WHOMP!
by HeyVixHey May 21, 2012
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bizzle whomped

Similar to pwned or owned, but used when referring to your self.
Guy who sucks at video games: Damn i just got bizzle whomped
by TJisThatGuy September 24, 2009
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whomp

the word of endless possibilities. can be used in any point of life and is recommended for the best of times.

you may learn more about this word in the well known class of whomp theory.
by uhmm uhh yess February 20, 2010
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Whomp Whomp

A whomp whomp is when someone takes a compressed air can, like the ones used to clean the dust out of computers, and shoots the air into the mouth to get a "high". A good way to kill brain cells
Joe: "What'd you do last night, Rob?"
Rob: "Whomp whomps. That shit was so cash. I got high in less than two pumps. My head hurts like a bitch, though."
by RakanishuOwns November 18, 2009
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