Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Wendelika

A unique, interesting and fun person. A Wendelika is a very good friend, even if you haven't seen her in 20 years. Wendelika's are VERY family oriented and have VERY strong faith. In a nutshell, Wendelika's are extraordinary human beings.

My friend Wendelika

by pandagirld November 21, 2011

Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015

Wendar

the weeb owner of pickup football; has an immense crush on boots the monkey from dora the explorer

wendar is a weeb

by seedd February 7, 2018

Luca Pietro Wendelboe Franchini

They love to beat women. They hate learning and spend all their time in their mother's basement, playing valorant or genshin impact. Again they love to beat women and moderate between 10-15 discord servers. Most of the time their heritage derives from Italy. They are really rare to encounter in the wild but when you do, take a picture!

Look at that guy he is such a "Luca Pietro Wendelboe Franchini"
Oh no he's acting like a "Luca Pietro Wendelboe Franchini"

by hiimmmmmmm May 4, 2022

wiki-wandering

after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.

i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!

by earpuller September 12, 2009

Wendel

A boy who gets in trouble a lot. He specializes in climbing buildings and planking on top of them. He also spends a lot of time at a park, where he and his friends have fun by pissing in glass bottles and throwing them at trains. Wendel also enjoys mooning people. Wendel manages to get himself kicked out of everywhere he goes, including school. A Wendel will always have ADHD. Wendel is also an extreme lady killer, who fucks every girl he sees.

Guy-whos that dude planking on top of the library?
girl-oh that's wendel <3
guy-why the heart?
girl-me and him did doggystyle last night :D
guy-oh, ya. hes definitly a wendel

by urbanwendel November 25, 2011