Jake Wallace

A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her

Don’t be a Jake Wallace for the love of god

by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020

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wallace rizz

The ability to attract a person by referring to Stuart Ridgeways dead cat in a conversation.

“Do you know Wallace?” says Owen.

*Omg he knows Wallace😍😍* she thinks, “W Wallace Rizz”

by IloveWallace October 11, 2022

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Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.

The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'

by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022

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Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.

Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.

by Razor Author March 31, 2023

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Dwayne Wallace

Dwayne is a uncommon name and it would mean that he’s very smart and a borderline god
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.

This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.

hey, let’s hang out with Dwayne Wallace

by Wallace126 December 1, 2018

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Henry Wallace

33rd Vice President of the United States. He admired Stalin's labor camp system likening it to the Tennessee Valley Authority and the Hudson Bay Company.

Henry Wallace was a jerk.

by Squatman December 6, 2024

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