Wallaced

To be a total wallace. To be slovenly and drunk. People commonly wallace when they admit that they are neither a "demon toke-head" nor a "raging alcoholic". To wallace is to be so badly drunk that it is hard to move, and one ends up in unknown places.

"Man, I got soooo Wallaced on Monday"

"Dude, stop wallacing"

by dhumed May 16, 2009

wallaced

1)to get extremely drunk

2)someone being sloppy

"damn were gonna get so wallaced tonight"

"did you see that girl the other night? she was super wallaced all over me"

by bettycrockaballablocka April 28, 2008

Wallaced

1.Past tense. To Wallace an object or environment is to
reduce the status of it to a less than operational condition. To ruin or otherwise make something useless. Mostly due to overly sloppy behavior.

I hope my car isn't too wallaced after tagging that stop sign last night.

by Dasbrown65 July 30, 2016

Wallaced

Past tense. To Wallace.
1.Verb. To damage or otherwise make an object less than functional or operational.
2.Verb. To bring the temperature of an atmosphere to an oppressive level of heat and still think it is lacking warmth.
3.Noun. When an object is in an inoperable condition.

I hope the car isn't wallaced too bad....Where do you keep getting wallaced from. You know to leave something broken and can't fix it, wallaced.

by Dasbrown65 August 3, 2016

wallaced into

To tear into something with no regard to preserving or reusing the original packaging. Such as ripping open a pack of cookies so that the resealable closure is useless. At first glance, it may appear that a package has exploded rather than having been opened. Most commonly perpetrated by teenage boys.

After the kids wallaced into the bag of candy, there were M&M's everywhere.

by CHAOSmommie January 8, 2017

Get Wallaced

A phrase used when someone executes a pro gamer move that brings them victory in a video game; extra points if said move is executed and the enemy AI or opposing player did not see it coming.

"WHOA! Did you see how I just punched the boss from behind and scored the final blow? Get Wallaced, dude!"

by A random figment January 26, 2023

Tim Wallaced

The act of being rammed in the ass while signing a contract.

I bought this car and got totally Tim Wallaced.

by Happy Pants February 20, 2004