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To be a total wallace. To be slovenly and drunk. People commonly wallace when they admit that they are neither a "demon toke-head" nor a "raging alcoholic". To wallace is to be so badly drunk that it is hard to move, and one ends up in unknown places.
"Man, I got soooo Wallaced on Monday"

"Dude, stop wallacing"
Wallaced by dhumed May 16, 2009
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1)to get extremely drunk

2)someone being sloppy
"damn were gonna get so wallaced tonight"

"did you see that girl the other night? she was super wallaced all over me"
1.Past tense. To Wallace an object or environment is to
reduce the status of it to a less than operational condition. To ruin or otherwise make something useless. Mostly due to overly sloppy behavior.
I hope my car isn't too wallaced after tagging that stop sign last night.
Wallaced by Dasbrown65 July 30, 2016
Past tense. To Wallace.
1.Verb. To damage or otherwise make an object less than functional or operational.
2.Verb. To bring the temperature of an atmosphere to an oppressive level of heat and still think it is lacking warmth.
3.Noun. When an object is in an inoperable condition.
I hope the car isn't wallaced too bad....Where do you keep getting wallaced from. You know to leave something broken and can't fix it, wallaced.
Wallaced by Dasbrown65 August 3, 2016
When you start a new job and the person that was supposed to train you (because they are the most knowledgeable) leaves the company before training you so you now have to take on all their responsibilities with little Information on how to actually do the job.
Person 1: Hey man I heard you got that job, congrats!

Person 2: thanks man! I looking forward to it. Definitely a new experience for me stepping into this role but there is a person there that’s supper knowledgeable that is gonna mentor me and teach me the ins and outs of

Person 1: great to hear man, good luck! Hope you don’t get Wallaced!

Person 2: yeah that would suck!
Wallaced by Seymour Cox May 4, 2026

wallaced into 

To tear into something with no regard to preserving or reusing the original packaging. Such as ripping open a pack of cookies so that the resealable closure is useless. At first glance, it may appear that a package has exploded rather than having been opened. Most commonly perpetrated by teenage boys.
After the kids wallaced into the bag of candy, there were M&M's everywhere.
wallaced into by CHAOSmommie January 8, 2017

Get Wallaced 

A phrase used when someone executes a pro gamer move that brings them victory in a video game; extra points if said move is executed and the enemy AI or opposing player did not see it coming.
"WHOA! Did you see how I just punched the boss from behind and scored the final blow? Get Wallaced, dude!"
Get Wallaced by A random figment January 26, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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