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Wal-Mart Wolverine 

Someone who roots for the Michigan Wolverines but never went to the school. There is no way possible that every fan of every school is an actual alumnus of that school. Michigan is picked out because both Wal-Mart and Wolverine start with W.
But the fact remains, the bigger the school, the more “Wal-Mart” fans there are from that school.

Also, if one has to attend the school they root for then most military personal, children under 18, and people who did no attend a FBS schools would not be able to root for any team in 99% of televised college football games. This term is elitist.

Also spelled Walmart Wolverine
Bob is from Michigan and was in the military serving his country in Iraq. He bought a Michigan Wolverine shirt and his friends picked on him and called him a “Wal-Mart Wolverine because he did not attend Michigan. I guess he should have gone to the State college that accepts everyone.
Wal-Mart Wolverine by purelogic December 26, 2011
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Wal-Mart 

The act of pinning someone down on a hot surface until they are dead. This verb originates from the Atascocita Wal-Mart where employees use this method to halt and murder suspected shoplifters.
Stop beating up your little sister or I'll have to Wal-Mart you!

It was so hot outside I felt like I'd been Wal-Marted after only five minutes of dog walking.
Wal-Mart by SalT September 13, 2005

Wal-Marting

"Hey, wanna go Wal-Marting later?"

"Sure!"
Wal-Marting by Blue Fox March 29, 2008

wal mart 

A cover for sex when you don't want someone else to know.
Guy 1: Dude I'm goin to wal mart tonight
Guy 2: Hell yeah me too
Girl: What do you guys need at wal mart?
wal mart by R.S.T.M February 14, 2008

Wal-mart Mom 

A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.
Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday
Wal-mart Mom by RudeSpadez January 9, 2012

Wal-mart 

A place where poor people and white trash shop.
"We're going to hang out at wal-mart, billy bob, wanna join us?
Wal-mart by kim December 15, 2003