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Band Wagon Jumper 

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.
1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper
Band Wagon Jumper by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010

Onceler Wagon 

A big-assed, piece-of-shit, gas-guzzling SUV that should not be allowed to drive on the road.
"Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
Onceler Wagon by wonanee July 3, 2008

cheese wagon

We're going to school on the cheese wagon.
cheese wagon by Ivan da' Bear April 16, 2003

Chonga Wagon

1. Any small compact car similar to a Honda Civic hatchback which has been modified with tinted windows, shiney rims and custom graphics depicting a lost loved one or "fallen amigo".

2. An incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic American teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.

See also: Hooptie and rice burner
Father (to daughter): I don't want to see you riding all around town in Junior's Chonga Wagon - it's embarrassing.

Money Wagon 

When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.

The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.

It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
"Want to answer a question on the Money Wagon?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in."
Money Wagon by RipRapperJaySizzle January 24, 2010

Sketch-Wagon

n. A suspicious automobile, often a police car. The word "sketch-wagon" is most often used by people participating in illegal activities, such as speeding or running a red light, and is mostly associated with smoking marijuana.

(Can also referred to as "Sketch-Mobile.")
Michael ran a red light and thought he'd gotten away with it, when a sketch-wagon appeared out of nowhere and pulled him over.
Sketch-Wagon by ihasabike December 16, 2010