Pro-wrestling

What mom and dad do at night.

You: mom what are you doing in your room?
Mom: Me and dad are doing pro-wrestling on the bed go and I’m losing!

by SoImNotAmerican???? May 7, 2021

Parent Wrestling

When a child walks in on his/her parents having sex and they say they're "just wrestling".

Child: "Mommy, daddy... what're you doing?"
Parents: "We're just ....wrestling"
Parent Wrestling

by No Man's Sky 2016 April 29, 2016

indy wrestling

Small Wrestling promotions for vanilla midgets who have no personality.

"Aj Styles was apart of Indy wrestling for many years."

by homernendo August 19, 2016

Dorm Wrestling

When two gay men are engaging in sex inside a dorm that they both share. The slang and definition are believed to come from some branch of the military when two gay men said they were wrestling as an excuse for being walked in on while in the act of sex.

A classic case of dorm wrestling:

Serviceman Johnson and Serviceman Hernandez were caught engaging in intercourse when their 1st Lieutenant walked in on the act. "WTF are you guys doing!?" asked the 1st Lieutenant, to which the servicemen replied, "Uh... we were wrestling... and we slipped."

by Anono Guy January 18, 2008

Kings of Wrestling

Stable in Total Nonstop Action consisting of Jeff Jarrett, Scott Hall, and Kevin Nash.

The KoW wish to take over TNA.

by Kain December 5, 2004

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

midget wrestling

Typically two midgets wrestling.
Can vary from cage matches to mud wrestling
Typically the cutest damn type of wrestling you've ever seen.

Timmy went and saw two midget wrestling. He then proceded to hit himself with a hammer

by super leet March 16, 2009