Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018

Whispering/Third eye

Vagina

I miss your whispering/third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021

Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021

Whispering

Verb: Having a private conversation via messaging, while in a larger group of people.

"Dude, I don't know what you did to annoy your wife but she was whispering with Tanya during the whole movie!"

by StoneWolf67 May 9, 2021

Whispering the dog

The physical act of love making.

I'd rather be whispering the dog with her.

by SB51 September 22, 2021

WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade)

A bunch slowed up dimlights that may never glow up but to old to return and for the receipt and walmarts policies upgraded 😬😅🤣

When matt was being a bitch ass nigga and WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade) towards kangaroo Lacopohos

by RealSpokenBroHill March 4, 2022

Whispering Junkie

An addict who is really lowkey about it.

Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie

by Zaddyzaza April 29, 2023