Mobile Warming

1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.

2. A space heater with wheels

3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation

Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.

by BobNJ July 7, 2010

you wastin; my free txts

when someone sends a short word txt to you even though u have free txt

sent: im sorry i cnt go out 2day i have 2 work

recieved: o

sent: ugh you wastin; my free txts wit that shit

by d.r.a.e. March 4, 2009

trade waiting

A comic book fandom term that refers to the increasingly common practice of waiting for a series' trade paperback collection to come out, rather than reading the individual monthly issues.

Person 1: Hey man, what'd you think of the this month's Scalped?
Person 2: Haven't read it, I'm trade waiting.

by yupp395178 January 12, 2011

trigger warning baby

A self victimizing individual who attempts to elicit sympathy or pity for attention by posting various posts online beginning with a trigger warning. These posts often threaten that the individual in question will leave a group, leave a social media website, harm self, or even commit suicide. The goal of these posts that a trigger warning baby makes are attempt to emotionally blackmail or guilt trip others into talking to him/her, privately messaging him/her, or even attempting to find a significant other.

The forum moderator had to ban him for being such a trigger warning baby.

by Major Madcat July 10, 2019

Ball Wafting

To fart on someone else's balls, not invented by The sizzling sex bastard.

Matt: "I let him fart onto my ball sack".
Carl: "I didnt have you down as the ball wafting type"

by Jizz Eagle February 28, 2011

wasting the sexy

the act of living with a criminally sexy man but not having sex with him despite ample opportunity.

I cannot believe Libby lives with a man that fine and is continuously wasting the sexy.

by cheryl April 13, 2005

Trigger Warning

A word that makes me want to pull a trigger (albeit, of a difference sort) every god damn, fucking time it is uttered.

Trigger Warning

Urban Dictionary is not a website you want to be on if you are easily offended. If you are: Seriously, what the fuck are you doing here?!

by Shingle My Wagon June 16, 2013