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verticula 

A sex act in which two women argue loudly about whose nipples protrude farther.
Jane and her friend were charged with public lewdness for their incessant verticula.
verticula by Verticula4Life January 9, 2011

vertically challenged syndrome (VCS)

the deficit that effects people of low growth and one that is challenged vertically. symptoms may include lack of puberty, lack of self confidence and shortage of height
lucy: can you get that for me?
warren: sorry to high
lucy: its at eye level with me
warren: i have vertically challenged syndrome (VCS)
lucy: im so sorry

Vertically Challenged 

1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person

2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people

3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual
I’m not short, I’m Vertically Challenged, MOM.

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.
verticle blinds by maxeamus March 8, 2003

Vertically-fat 

Unnecessarily tall.
"She's so vertically-fat, there's absolutley no need!" (Declared by small persons.)

"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."

"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."
Vertically-fat by Karenna May October 12, 2012

Vertically Frustrated 

(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.

(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.
(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .

(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.