Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.

Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.

by MkY January 9, 2006

Vertical

why the fuck did you put vertical into an urban dictionary

this man put vertical into the urban dictionary
what the fuck

by Raptor_but_its_not_already_use January 25, 2021

Vertically challenged

A dwarf, a midget

Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged

by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019

Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.

Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.

by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

vertically challenged

someone who is short

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!

by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021