valerian

1. certain root that helps you fall asleep

2. middle name of a girl, short and Chinese, in the class of '11 in Bronx Science

"The valerian I had last night knocked me out!"

by tleaf March 25, 2010

Valerie

Valerie is a good name for a Asian girl with 'phoenix's eyes' and long dark hair. She is a natural leader and can sometimes be bossy. However, she is kind to everyone except her ex-friends. She will tell you off if you bully people and make sure you feel remorse. You will regret being ex-friends with Valerie. Valerie has very little BFFs but lots of friends, many people have crushes on her and she is incredibly beautiful though she doesn't realize it. Many girls are jealous of her while others watch her quietly, wishing to be her BFF. She doesn't like to push people and is often a loner because she never makes friends unless others asks her first.

Valerie: I prefer working alone but thanks for you offer.
Cassy: Come on!
Valerie: Okay, I guess

by llolol00lolol October 15, 2019

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

Valerie

that bichhhh that silently judges you while you cry and eating pudding in the corner.

Valerie: Alexander you idiot, you look like a bird
Alexander: *crying* Why are you so mean to me????????? *gulps pudding*

by imyerdad April 17, 2020

Valera

A Russian teenager who is known for getting high and for his lanky but wonderful hugs. He has a bony butt according to Firecrotch but this is due to him being as tall as a mountain but as thin as the wind. Valera is keen on nicknames for his friends. i.e.: Grease. Valera has a wife, a whore and a mistress who are clearly all being cheated on , as well as cheating on him. Nevertheless he is madly in love with his Arabian wife.

"I'd love to stay and chat but i've gotta smoke a blunt with Valera"

by -Greaseball December 22, 2009

isak valtersen

Isak Valtersen is the most amazing, beautiful and important baby in the whole world.
He is sweet and strong and he deserves all the beautiful things that the universe can make.
He is a fucking masterpiece and can u believe he invented being a little gay.
Isak Valtersen is love, Isak Valtersen is life

x: is that guy Isak Valtersen?
me: shit no he is Isak mylife Valtersen

by padvalecki June 21, 2017

valerie cormier

A hot playboy big-tit babe who has done several nudes (which are jerk off material)

I jerked off watching valerie cormier the other day

by Mlg12yearoldmanchild August 21, 2016