“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
by un k n o w n January 30, 2022
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
Get the pseudo valentines daymug. Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
Get the Valentines Day Massacremug. Example:
Me: wanna slay
Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)
Happy Valentines day
Me: wanna slay
Girl: it’s Valentine’s Day
Me: yeah have a play n slay
Girl: ok:)
Happy Valentines day
by Slickzupko February 11, 2022
Get the Valentines daymug. by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Mating season for humans
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017
Get the valentine's daymug. The day you give your main bitch some flowers and chocolates and take her out to dinner or the movies.
by docbac15 February 14, 2014
Get the Valentine's Daymug.