upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

upper teeth bite

During the act of doggy style coitus the person doing the thrusting swings his head down and sinks his upper teeth into the middle of the back of the person he is screwing, he than uses them as a grappling hook to pull the other person closer.

I was hitting her up from behind and I decided to spice it up with an upper teeth bite

by JP408 June 30, 2007

Upper deck check

The act of throwing open bathroom doors and restroom stalls without warning to make sure the bathroom goer is not in the act of upper decking a toilet.

I'm going to do a round of upper deck checks.

*throw open bathroom door* UPPER DECK CHECK!!

by cocodette October 12, 2011

upper-middle class

Lawyers, Doctors, Accountants etc would be considered upper-middle class

i am a doctor, i am upper-middle class

by ed June 18, 2006

Upper Darby

The biggest dump other then the city of Philly that has gone down hill due to assholes, hookers, low lives, bumbs, drugies and the dealers not to mention one of the world's biggest asshole mayors.

Wanna go to Upper Darby and grab a few hookers?
I went to Upper Darby and saved a whole bunch of money by switching my dealers.
Lets go to Upper Darby and go Bumb Hunting!
I learned today that the Upper Darby mayor is a jackass!
Upper Darby and Philly are crazy ass jungels!

by Jimmy Tracey July 28, 2008

upper in-hole

An upper in-hole is a guy's mouth used by other dudes to stick their dicks in and fuck until they have cumgasms.

My roomies all like using my upper in-hole to get their rocks off!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

upper decker

When you have a massive deuce that must come out when your at a big party. You remove the top lid to the toilet, and release all the poo into it. When done, put the lid back on, and walk out like nothing happened.

I just put an upper decker in her toilet, HAHA!

There gonna be lookin for that upper decker for weeks,HAHA!

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie April 8, 2006