Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.

Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies

by Inimical420 September 8, 2011

Edible Undies

They are underwear that you can apparently eat. This is mainly just a joke, but there are things like this out there.

If someone wants edible undies, then you should know that those are FAKE. Usually.

Person one- OMG! I want edible undies like right now. Oh I’m looking at Craigslist and it says they’ve only been worn once!

Person 2- OMG yasS SUCH A GOOD DEAL! get them now it don’t matter that they’re used!

by Kihara Pseudonym April 9, 2019

Uniball

When you get a really good atomic wedgie, you can lose your ball in your stomach.

Chase, shut your uniballed mouth!
Your half the man I am

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

uniball

condition in which instead of having two testicles a man, they're so small that they appear like they only have one. which is usually an insult if you hear a girl talking about her boyfriend's uniball

p1: dude, tim is so hot!
p2: yeah he is....but i heard from katrina that he has a major uniball situation goin on
p1: *gags* oh snap. never mind then

by feministica November 14, 2007

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

undisagree

the opposite of agree

I absolutely undisagree!

by Dudes_Subzero July 7, 2007

uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

by Stoner May 23, 2003