ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

by Cum master J May 28, 2009

Ultrideece

The term ultrideece originated in Newbridge, Co.Kildare, Ireland. The word ultra is a prefix occurring originally in loanwords from Latin, with the basic meaning “on the far side of, beyond.” In relation to the base to which it is prefixed, ultra- has the senses “located beyond, on the far side of” (ultramontane; ultraviolet), “carrying to the furthest degree possible." Deece is the part of the word which means very good. It comes from the shortening of the word "decent" When combined ultrideece brings a whole new level of greatness to the word.

Young Barry: Keith that pizza was the best thing ever.
Clongorey: Oh it was ultrideece alright young Barry. But why do i always get the blame?

by D'funny'one October 8, 2009

Ultradouche

a guy who sports the hood on hat look whilst taking a picture of himself looking like he hates the world to make his facebook profile pic so he can show off to his homies

Nichole: Woah check out the new kid
Christin: yah holy cow he looks like he wants to be mackin on a porcupine

Nichole: yah and check out his facebook
Christin : ultradouche

by homieGfasho2.0 November 16, 2009

Ultrabitch

A dumb bitch who makes kraft dinner but doesn't share.

Christin: Guess what?
Nichole: What?
Christin: I'm making some kraft dinner
Nichole: Can I have some?
Christin: Did you actually just ask me that fucking question? Fuck no.
Nichole: Ultrabitch...

by ndubs4ever November 22, 2009

Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

by Ed R May 29, 2010

UltraMegaJimJim

1.Someone who is exceptionally strong physically.

2.An english teacher who is very good at video games.

3.The walking God among men.

Please UltraMegaJimJim, allow me to pass my English test tommorow.

by 23odohc January 21, 2011

Ultraviolet Jizz

Ultraviolet Jizz is essentially jizz you cannot see.

Girl: did you do a blank one agen?

Boy: I swear I jizzed! Must have been Ultraviolet Jizz!

by Dhadda2011 May 25, 2011