umpy

Being angry or in a bad mood for seemingly no reason. Seen in Quadrophenia.

Chalky: Jimmy! Where you been?
Jimmy: Leave it out, will ya? I kipped on the beach!
Chalky: why you so umpy?

Bob: (Jokingly) Hey, faggot!
Ted: Fuck you , asshole, don't ever fucking call me a faggot or i'll beat your ass.
Bob: why're you so umpy?

by Mr nasty January 4, 2014

umplah

A man who likes other men

queer, fag, gay

by Kevin December 3, 2003

Umpties

An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh!

Yo man you got my umpties? I'm not tryin' to remember tonight!

by Ross Mofuckin' L July 5, 2006

Umpstead

Someone who pretends to be super hot online by using another persons photos, but in real life is a fatty.

I met this girl on myspace and she is smokin', but she's probably an umpstead.

by mister e. you sir February 19, 2009

Umpelby

Umpelby is a poo. He watches grandad toe porn. He enjoys licking big bumholes.

Omg look, he is such an Umpelby

by Hrhejsjsjwne May 20, 2017

umpa-lumpa

Short or very small

Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.

Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.

Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo

Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.

by Pollymore August 3, 2009

Umpty

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009