turbelsonitosis

A condition where your ears get so cold you might actually go deaf and die, the only cure is the thighs of a thick legged woman around your head.

I got turbelsonitosis man
shit are u taking care of it
yeah i got this goth chick whose thighs i sleep in

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021

Turtleoping

Role play between a male and female where the male makes sound of male turtle during sex

That dude last night was totally turtleoping last night in the bedroom

by Mtg187 July 22, 2021

Turtlein

Almost shitting your self like how a turtle’s head is peaking out

I was turtlein

by Javi g August 11, 2021

Turtles

Is a derogatory term for male hoes

“Fuckin turtles bruh”

by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021

Turtles

Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.

“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”

by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022

turtles

what the kid in the zombie makeup likes

i like turtles

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Turtleangus

That's some crazy shit

That's turtleangus man

by Izzblizz May 17, 2022