turkinerd

Valspeak for a cross between a turkey and a nerd.

Watch out, turkinerds! Your goose is cooked!

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

turkington

puttnam's last name!!!!

putnam turkington
laugh wid me homie!!!!

by sdfghji June 25, 2008

Turkington

A guy who likes to ask chicks if they thinks he’s good looking while thrashing them

After a few tins he turns into such a turkington

by Gelties December 9, 2024

Turkington

A man/boy who gets on the piss and asks females if they think he’s good looking. Normally has a horrific porn addiction

Look at that guy, he’s full Turkington tonight

by Gelties December 9, 2024

turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge

what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?

by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012

TarkingTown

A celebration of manliness and reminiscing. Probably the funnest thing there will be to do on the Purdue University campus on April 19th and 20th. It's what is made when a group of manly residents get together to spend a night building an awesome fort out of tarps and enjoying some snacks, video-games and more from their childhood. A generally swell time.

Tark Resident #1: Are you going to TarkingTown this weekend??
Tark Resident #2: Dude, are you even asking?
Tark Resident #1: It's going to be an insane amount of fun!
Tark Resident #2: THAT's how I like to spend my Friday nights!

by Tark Shark April 13, 2013

turping

It is simply the act/event of turning up.

^Also know as getting krunk.

I'LL BE TURN UPTING TONIGHT AT THIS PARTY MAN OR SHOULD I SAY TURPING

by Megasonicpoptarts January 1, 2017