Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

Doing a Tubbs

Walking away from something thats only half done and with a casual attuitde.

running away from uni, without saying anything to no-one, "Are you coming back to do the exams,
"no"

"ohhh he's doing a tubbs"

by Luke fat jones February 5, 2010

Turbo Tim

'n': The Chuck Norris of Snowmobiling.

'verb': To dominate a snow covered mountain.

There are no unclimbable mountains, only mountains TURBO TIM has yet to climb. Turbo Tim went back in time on his turbo Apex and simulaneously deflected both bullets whizzing towards JFK. The president was so astonished his head exploded. Turbo Tim lifted a stock Apex twice. Turbo Tim thought about round house kicking an XP and it fell apart. Gravity effects YOU. Turbo Tim effects gravity.

by RMK1155 October 13, 2007

turbobricks

an internet club for older volvo model enthusiasts
volvo turbo station wagon

"i was on turbobricks and you wouldnt beleive what i found out about zipties, duct tape, and adult diapers!!!!"

by volvodom October 10, 2006

turbo data weasel

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

by Fraser January 5, 2005

Turbo Horny

One who is of the utmost horny. People who are TH or Turbo Horny are known to rub others or themselves. To be extremely sexually suggestive. Lack of sex results in Turbo Horniness.

This chick at the bar last night was Turbo Horny.

by Hawker99 December 9, 2008

Toronto Turban

The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.

“Yo this chick was such a freak I gave her a Toronto turban last night it was fucking wicked”

by rogoed July 7, 2009