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Tit Tuesday

The first day of Summer, where apon you first see a woman wearing tight boob/nipple/clevage showing attire...
Chris "I can't wait for summer so I can see more tits"

Ricko "What ya mean, it is summer, it was tit tuesday last week when I saw my first tits of the season"
by DBH Jimmy February 9, 2010
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
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fat tuesday

The day before lent starts when your supposed to get ready for fasting by eating as much as possible, even though most people don't fast the next day.
you: Are you seriously going to eat all of that??

me: Of course I am, It's fat tuesday!
by crobs1216 February 27, 2009
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Tues

by COULLEUR September 23, 2011
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Big titty Tuesday

on the third tuesday of every month big titty tuesday will be celebrated where u must spot a big pair of titts.
Big titty tuesday big titts, tuesdays, and bigh titts pamela anderson
by CR& April 29, 2012
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Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.
Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.
by boob squad August 31, 2010
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C U Next Tuesday

by Rob Gaydos August 27, 2006
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