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Tina Turner

A lesbian turning a straight girl into a lesbian with her charm, wit, good looks, etc.
"I'm going to Tina Turner."
"She kissed me last night, I recon I Tina Turnerd her"
"Man! I would die to Tina Turner Katniss!"
by THEORIGINALTINATURNER October 2, 2013
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Will Turner

hot son-of-a-pirate who can't hold a candle to CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
Will: You cheat!
Jack: ...pirate...
by frankie October 16, 2003
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Ted Turner

by (|)(|) March 8, 2004
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Turner

If someone is big and hairy like a lumberjack (Turner means lumberjack)
by biggeronein the group July 12, 2010
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Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please
by I'm mixed August 2, 2011
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Page Turner

The act of using a hollow book with a hole in the spine to give a descrete hand job.
typically for use in a library or other places with a high density of books
Guy 1: Yo dude, Sarah gave me a page turner in the mobile library yesterday.

Guy 2: Oh really? Was it good?

Guy 1: Yeah I came all over Michael Mopurgo
by IsItDan July 31, 2015
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head turner

Something which attracts a great deal of attention. Will be over-whelmed by head givers.
My car is a head turner, and it causes chix0r to come and blow me while sitting in it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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