trophy wife

A tophy wife is a woman in a May to December marriage that sees Christmas presents in December. A trophy wife believes that when she gets a swatch of mink and a plane ticket to New York City to get the matching coat, that he is really that romantic, and his secretary doens't know him better than she does. A trophy wife needs a nanny and she still can't cook, and a nanny means the sex isn't as good anymore, so if she's really smart, she'll adopt. A trophy wife is dependent and so is he; he has lost his fire and life has become too routine. A trophy wife means his ex is dating younger men.
Nancy who very publically married celebrity TV veteran Greg Meidel is a tropy wife. Like this trophy wife, we all know it will last because he took an oath!
by The Coolidge Effect January 29, 2008
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trophy girlfriend

A girl who has experienced it all in college, and realizes that the best mates are the one who has power, money, and status.

Before jobs and life, only thing that mattered to her was the physical world. How guys looked, how they talked, and how many friends he had. She has experienced him, but it was very short lived on where they were, and how much of they know of each other. In jobs, now all the people in power are different than she experienced before. No hot studs she was looking for there. Then she realizes that the best way to live her life to the fullest is to find a better man. Thus she looks for man who can take her to nice places, who has power, and of higher status than she. Because now she can learn from this man, benefit from this man, and eventually live with this man (see trophy wife). Different from trophy wife, the guys are viewed as slightly younger in this case. Successful man at young ages who can show girls alot of fun. Usually these are business man in busy streets or entrepreneurs of individual means. Most young women does not even dream type of man, but they blossom into maturity their fantasies change toward man with power and status. These man are chased, assuming none of them are anti-social, by women of all races, ages, color, and intelligence, and beauty. The beautiful women in this case has a hand over anyone else in the women industry, because their looks have tremendous value on society. The business man, at least once in their many decisions to choose one girlfriend, will have a trophy girlfriend, who is valued well in society for her physical beauty.
Hey, you heard about Jay's new trophy girlfriend? She's a supermodel that will make stretch marks on your pants. I would give anything to go back in time and known him better.

by vJJo October 13, 2008
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trophy man

Pretty much the equillivant of trophy wife. Good in bed, Nice to look at, but not boyfriend material.

Excellent for one night stands and casual hook ups, but he just doesn't meet your expectations as a life companion.

You can identify this type of man by his perfect hair, charming smile, and chiseled bod.
I banged my trophy man last night, he wants to be my boyfriend, but he's not boyfriend material.
by Thebunnywhisperer November 23, 2015
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Trophy Hung

1. A feeling of superiority or greatness.|| A winner.
Monkey Hung
"Dude, that's a bummer that Craig drew the short straw, but I am full blown Trophy Hung!"
by JnglKng April 15, 2005
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Trophy Vice

A female vice president chosen for her looks and "spunk"
Sara Palin sure makes the perfect trophy vice. With her good looks and that winning "wink" she's sure to win over the average Joe six-pack plumber vote !!
by Summah08 October 16, 2008
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fuck trophy

A planned pregnancy
Steve and Sarah paraded around their fuck trophy like what they did was special
by jt31337 June 28, 2011
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trophy asian

An trophy asian is an asian who can be excused from his or her asian-ness because he or she possesses many (or at least some) of the desirable qualities of a likeable, human being.
The trophy asian is the asian kid who's going to Harvard that does not have glasses, braces, or a skinny body, but has some athleticism, some good-looks, and the ability to score good-looking, non-asian chicks.
by the original trophy asian October 31, 2010
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