Skip to main content

tea kettle trauma

S H O T O T O D O R O K I .

The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him.
Shoto Todoroki Is From MHA.
Man: what trauma did shoto todoroki go thru?
Non-binary person: T E A K E T T L E T R A U M A
Man: Whats Tea Kettle Trauma?
Non-binary person: The Big Red Spot On Shoto Todoroki's Face Is From His Mother Pouring Water From A Tea Kettle Onto Him. That's Tea Kettle Trauma.
Man: Oh...
by NON-BINARY PERSON! April 21, 2021
mugGet the tea kettle trauma mug.

Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD)

The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.
Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.
by Rhoot July 9, 2010
mugGet the Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) mug.

tranny trauma

when a male is surfing the internet for pornography, and comes across a thumb nail of what appears to be a picture of an attractive nude woman, he clicks on it only to find a penis swinging between the legs of this otherwise pretty "woman".

the disgust, nausea, and questioning of sexuality are some, but not limited to, effects of tranny trauma.
willis thought a girl was pretty until he noticed she had a dick. now he has tranny trauma.
by running_blind5784 May 15, 2009
mugGet the tranny trauma mug.

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.
I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.
by AYB June 25, 2003
mugGet the serious emotional trauma mug.

Trauma bond

This bond can be broken by sleeping with a ex it takes you back before a trauma bond was formed
This guy was trying to trauma bond me but I went and did my ex and it took me back to when my life was better
by Harry pimp 10 October 1, 2020
mugGet the Trauma bond mug.

Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
mugGet the Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome mug.

traumafied

The steep slopes of the strenuous trail had me traumafied.
by seanaty October 12, 2008
mugGet the traumafied mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email