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Touchin

To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.
I'm a perv I love touchin
by Paul January 13, 2004
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toughington

1. when a situation becomes tough or unnecessarily ridiculous, to the point where it's humorous or amusing;

2. a tough situation usually created by self-clumsiness, though sometimes to no fault of one's own
Me: "I was really needing to pee so I went for a tinkle on the side of the street. As it turns out, there was a cop driving right by me at the time and took me in."

Friend: "Darn, that's toughington."
by Payaso #1 June 19, 2011
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toughing

Used by inept internet users who , for some reason, put a letter which is not only incorrect, but also approximatly an inch away from the correct letter in the word instead.
· @DEVIL`S_ADVOCATE · : i would not tough u with a 10 fot pole.

· frozen · : Ahhh...alright, there's a new urban dictionary entry.
by frozen July 19, 2005
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torching

Smoking massive amounts of Jamaican kush
-Yo lets get to torching!

- Alright I'm ready to get torched
by Dankballer600 August 18, 2015
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Touchin' Cotton

Touchin' Cotton is when one is using every muscle in their buttocks to hold in their poop--yet no matter how hard they try it keeps poking out of their butthole making contact with their boxers/white tighties/thong/granny panties etc. Touchin' Cotton is one of the causes of skid marks.

It's a highly uncomfortable feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior. When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH, sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus.

Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives.

Touchin' Cotton usually occurs:
1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up
2) Before a stressful event
3) Right after a Mexican dinner
4) Right before bedtime

Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes. The excrement is painful, but not explosive. A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown. It takes an average number of wipes to clean up. Unlike explosive diarrhea, when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.
"Hey dad, can you pull over at the next McDonalds, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past 30 minutes."

"OMG Bekah, I need to leave class. I'm totally TCin' right now."

POLICE OFFICE: Sir, can you tell me why you were going 45 MPH in a 25 MPH residential neighborhood?
DRIVER: Sweating, Frantic Officer, I've been in traffic for the past 2 hours and I HAVE to get home and use the restroom. For God sakes, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past hour.
by Tim L. Allen February 17, 2008
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touchingpenis

when you really enjoy touchingpenises you become a touchingpenis. this means, every time there is a penis nearby, you touch penises, because you are a touching penis
touchingpenis: omg i smell a penis
penis: hey sexy lets mingle
touchingpenis: fo sho
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towching

hey man look over their ahhhh i was just towching you haha
by shane oconwell April 16, 2007
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