by Ritzle Piliwig September 23, 2003
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Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.
by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010
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by LBM March 5, 2003
Get the tovey mug.A Heavyweight boxer with a lot of knockouts, known by boxing fans as "Lights Out" but referred to as "The Jabroni" by MMA fans due to the fact that Randy Couture easily defeated him.
Boxing Fan: Dude, James Toney is so incredible! No mixed martial artist could EVER beat him!!
MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.
MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.
by LOLWURTS May 30, 2011
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