Toot Bag

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.

Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....

by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009

Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.

He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots

by Candystiis May 31, 2022

cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you

"You gotta cut the toot man!"

by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017

toot a roo

A bump of cocaine to keep you awake through a long trip .

My friend Georgie told me I need a “toot a roo” to help me drive 1,000 miles without sleeping

by Grrravy May 14, 2018

Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.

I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.

by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering June 6, 2016